are you kidding me!? did you tell him to get his own seat? (or to pick on a guy his own size...)

He was bigger than I remembered, and he was wearing gym shorts, so I thought I should mind my own business...

Well, YOU can wear gym shorts! Come on, Boaz! Toughen up!

You should have disguised yourself as Helen Mirren, he might have given you the seat

Went into starbucks this morning, looking for a place to set up my laptop.  See an open seat, head over to it, and then a big guy sits down in it.  Alec Baldwin just stole my seat.